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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2004.05.02 20:01:00 -
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Okay let me explain why the Paladins of the Red Skull have their knickers in a twist:
Over the past week they have stalked the Northern allies in Tribute with various ridiculous posts in Corp and Org forum while generally avoiding all fighting and fleeing to the safety of OBE whenever things got too hot for them. I even chased one of their Interceptor for about half dozen systems in a fruitless pursuit because this "bad ass" pirate PLD fellah lacked the guts to engage.
Hence my respect for the Paladins of the Red Skull is not great.
Lets take a look at the history of some of these people:
"Dirty Looks" today comes to Yulai in a shuttle while talking smack about Jericho. We are in the middle of fighting an empire war. And this guy who is too scared to contest Vale and Tribute with the allied corps up there that have shut down his operation, has the bare faced audacity to talk smack about Jericho while protected by the concord in empire.
Let me tell you about dirty looks:
Employment History
He began with Huff Technologies that is a corp that once upon a time wanted to join the NVA and considered merging with Jericho. The lost patience during the joining process and eventually when over to the M3G4 rejects in Biomass.
So he joined Biomass, they declared "death to Jericho" fought a bit of a war and were eventually destroyed and they all skipped corp and joined:
Forsaken Empire, they declared "death to Jericho" fought a bit of a war and were eventually destroyed and they all skipped corp and joined:
CA/Oracles etc
Though Dirty Looks didn't live up to their standards and so joined an alty outfit called The Drunken Legion.
Finally he skipped corp again and joined Paladins of the Red Skull. Who as a corp had a long history of getting their asses kicked, which started back in the NVA war of liberation when Algazara unwisely backed Ragnar in Taggart Transdimensional.
(I have skipped a couple of incidents of Dirty Looks skipping corps backwards and forwards to avoid war decs)
So now we have Paladins of the Red Skull (one of the most notorious loser pirate corps in Eve) declaring once again "death to Jericho".
Well girls ... whatever, bring it don't sing it.
And in two weeks time when you have your knickers well and truly twisted once again do sent my love to all the dark elves and bearded dwarf women in alternative reality sims ... because lets face it, that is what you guys always do when the going gets tough (the paladins start running).
Love and peace
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Posted - 2004.05.02 20:34:00 -
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What makes me laugh is the tone of injured pride from Algazara and her horrid band, that someone would should make public note of the fact that the Paladins of the Red Skull are a pretty poor quality outfit of washed up hasbeens.
I do actually have the chatlog of local from Yulai but I can't post it hear because Dirty Looks language would get the thread locked and me a warning for posting it.
But suffice to say that although Paladins are unlikley to achieve anything whatsoever in their ridiculous war declaration, they have already proven their ability with infantile smack-talk in Yulai this afternoon.
Cover your ears boys and girls ... you thought you had seen the last of the Forsaken Empire smack commando squad but here (revivified for your doubtful pleasure) is the Red Skull Paladin smack tribute band back for a fairwell tour before they go planetside to sprinkle each other with "faerie dust" in this seasons popular juvenile VR sim of choice in the markets of Yulai.
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2004.05.02 20:39:00 -
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 Originally by: Algazara
Jade im sure more ppl in this game have more respect for me then you. All you do is talk on forums. We are not playing a turn based Text game over the browser. Stop talking here and bring ur words to action within the game TY.
Strange that rather than doing that you took it to the forums though?
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Posted - 2004.05.02 20:42:00 -
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Originally by: Cao Cao
LOL actually Jade shows up once in a while in her interceptor to sit 200km away from the nearest hostile ship.
I just hope that when we do come after you Jade that you'll stand your ground.
Cao
If you think we are going to fight any sort of war you'll enjoy you will be very disappointed. You want to interceptor 1v1 then hey be my guest. You want to battleship gank then you can chase chase chase and I'll look for your indies and shuttles k?
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2004.05.02 21:00:00 -
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What part of "we are currently entirely happy to fight you in the system one jump to the north of your homebase" (in 0.0) don't you Paladin nubtards understand?
Could you explain it to me?
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Posted - 2004.05.02 21:14:00 -
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Also could I request that the mods please change the name of this thread to something more informative please? Like (Paladins of the Red Skull Declare War on Jericho Fraction) ... thats a lot more traditional and actually lets people know what the thread is about.
The "Jade is a smacktalker thing" will lead to disappointed forum viewers expecting to find me smack-talking (instead of the usual Paladins nonsense)
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Posted - 2004.05.02 21:17:00 -
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Originally by: Dirty Looks
Look ... JR talking outta their ass ... really tht must hurt?
Says the man who is station camping in a shuttle in Yulai right at this moment while we are typing messages whilst sitting in the old Paladin haunt of P-3 system one jump to the north of OBE in 0.0.
You really are making yourself look stupid Dirty Looks.
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Posted - 2004.05.02 21:44:00 -
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Don't get too friendly with them Darth, Dirty Looks wasn't very complimentary:
Quote:
safest place in the universe is p3en the now:(... come back paladins, plzzzzzz.
Segment of local chatlog (I have removed profanity and profain references)
[ 2004.05.02 17:09:34 ] Jade Constantine > you are a loser Dirty looks
[ 2004.05.02 17:09:37 ] Jade Constantine > you lost
[ 2004.05.02 17:09:48 ] Jade Constantine > look at your corp membership list
[ 2004.05.02 17:09:50 ] Dirty Looks > RKK and Celes aint got it in them to fight CA
[ 2004.05.02 17:09:53 ] Dirty Looks > lol
[ 2004.05.02 17:09:54 ] Jade Constantine > its a list of dead corps
[ 2004.05.02 17:09:57 ] Dirty Looks > what?
[ 2004.05.02 17:10:00 ] Dirty Looks > what the flip is she on abt?
[ 2004.05.02 17:10:02 ] Jade Constantine > you go from one dead corp to another
[ 2004.05.02 17:10:05 ] Dirty Looks > we r a dead corp?
[ 2004.05.02 17:10:07 ] Jade Constantine > like a virus
[ 2004.05.02 17:10:09 ] Dirty Looks > LMAO
[ 2004.05.02 17:10:13 ] Jade Constantine > you are the kiss of death
[ 2004.05.02 17:10:17 ] Jade Constantine > to everyone you join
[ 2004.05.02 17:10:19 ] Dirty Looks > look scamp ...
[ 2004.05.02 17:10:24 ] Dirty Looks > change is a part of EVE
[ 2004.05.02 17:10:27 ] Jade Constantine > getting to you am i?
[ 2004.05.02 17:10:34 ] Dirty Looks > AND jr was never of any consequence in tht scenario
[ 2004.05.02 17:10:36 ] Jade Constantine > maybe the truth hurts
[ 2004.05.02 17:10:43 ] Jade Constantine > you are a loser
[ 2004.05.02 17:10:44 ] Dirty Looks > just a bunch of scallywags tht hide out wars
[ 2004.05.02 17:10:48 ] Jade Constantine > you are bad at eve
[ 2004.05.02 17:10:51 ] Dirty Looks > and wait till the corp gets bored enuff to leave EVE
[ 2004.05.02 17:10:57 ] Jade Constantine > you should go play with the elves
[ 2004.05.02 17:10:59 ] Dirty Looks > so YOU r the kiss of death u flipping square
[ 2004.05.02 17:11:02 ] Dirty Looks > lol
[ 2004.05.02 17:11:02 ] Jade Constantine > and dwarves
[ 2004.05.02 17:11:05 ] Dirty Looks > haha
[ 2004.05.02 17:11:05 ] Jade Constantine > in VRSIMS
[ 2004.05.02 17:11:10 ] Dirty Looks > AWWW
[ 2004.05.02 17:11:19 ] Dirty Looks > sp. VRSIMMS
[ 2004.05.02 17:11:25 ] Dirty Looks > HAH
[ 2004.05.02 17:11:32 ] Dirty Looks > ;)
[ 2004.05.02 17:11:39 ] Jade Constantine > well you know it hun
[ 2004.05.02 17:11:53 ] Jade Constantine > i hear its a bit like "spelling for retards" level of VRSIM
[ 2004.05.02 17:12:07 ] Jade Constantine > so should suit you down to the ground ;)
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2004.05.02 22:25:00 -
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Originally by: Cao Cao
Originally by: Dekar
Apparently not too busy to START a war with them.
I'm sorry, but that is a very pathetic excuse to me. Where's your self-respect?
Dekar,
Where's your sense of humor? It's called a J-O-K-E.
Cao
What's that Cao Cao? Are you trying to weasel out of this now by making the whole thing out to be a joke?
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2004.05.02 22:31:00 -
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What part of it was supposed to be funny?
Maybe the part where Algazara said she was massively respected in eve?
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2004.05.02 22:34:00 -
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Originally by: Leno
/emote will be holding smack talk lesson from 7-8pm est for all jericho and PLD members in channal "smack talk" every sunday for only 500k per person.
Hey Leno ... don't hijack my thread! Its called "Jade the Smacktalker" you should cut me in as a guest expert on course "how to reduce a washed up ex pirate carebear to tears in ten minutes."
Love and peace
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Posted - 2004.05.02 23:10:00 -
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Edited by: Jade Constantine on 02/05/2004 23:16:39
I think at one level it really was a psychological damage issue. Dirty Looks has a bit of a problem with being in so many losercorps clearly. He did very much throw his toys out of the proverbial when I reminded him of all the dead corps in his employment history. (And why are we suprised given he spent the afternoon loitering about in yulai in a shuttle?)
It was a critical talking tough failure moment (omg I'm getting pwned by Jade in local gotta back up my lack of wits with some bluster lets go crying to Algazara).
To be honest, unless Dirty Looks is Algazara's alt and it is totally personal wounded pride stuff it is a bit pathetic.
And as for CAO CAO's "Jericho Fraction what a load of rubbish (by the way ... can any else pleaasssssssssssssssssssssse help us ..... we're begging you pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaseee pleassssssssssse wardec Jericho so we don't get walloped!)"
Comments,
Well, its hit a new low for pirate integrity thats for sure!
;)
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Posted - 2004.05.03 01:00:00 -
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Originally by: Thor Adam
Who the hell do you think you are Jade? Acting like you're all supreme, it seems as if you're trashing us just to make yourself look bigger. Do you have some kind of self-esteem problem? Rest assured, you will look even smaller and more pathetic than you already do when you face the consequences of your trashing.
The point you are missing monsieur Adam is that your man started this with his rubbishy trash talking in Yulai. He came the big "I am" (big badboy pirate blowhard) and his was humilated in public. Hence he went running to your leader to protect his ego. Your leader has gone running and begging for others to help your war dec.
This is entirely of your making hence we are laughing at you.
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2004.05.03 01:08:00 -
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Originally by: Leno
Originally by: Algazara
haha massevly respected in eve ..nono i said i was more respected then jade haha. I dont think that is very hard.
But im the most respected of all right? i once had a 25k bounty.... so im pretty much on the level with algezzera and i can say big words like amalgamate or supercalifragilisticexpialdocious, so thats like jade, so clearly i must be the most respected man in EVE!
The thing you have to remember (and this is very important) is that only asshats talk about how respected they are. Hence Algazara loses the argument the moment she began to rant about how well liked and respected a player she was. Its like sadness 101 lessons ... I guess she skipped class.
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Posted - 2004.05.03 02:20:00 -
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Originally by: Nova Ivanova
Funny stuff really but Algazara why even bother with this post ? CA getting to ya ? ohwell i would "love" to help a friendly pirate corp but then again ur CA 
I do find it a bit confusing ... are the Paladins of the Red Skull actually pirates this week or are they CA carebears? They seem to change allegiences as often as their members change corporations.
;)
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Posted - 2004.05.03 02:47:00 -
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Originally by: Cao Cao
Jade,
Paladins of the red skull are both pirates and Curse Alliance members. To answer your question.
Cao
PS, as for the rest of this thread . . . heh, I knew it was gonna happen, addressing anything on the forums even in the general direction of Jericho Fraction let alone the Almighty Jade himself really only tends to bring out the Best in Everyone.
Remember Cao Cao ... you guys started the smack talking, you started the forum whoring, and you guys started the whining and begging for help from other corps because you realised you are too weak to back up your boasts in game.
You talk about bringing out the best? How about getting your own house in order first?
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